Go forth, Graduates, and do something cool. Do something no one else has ever done. Do something that adds to the goodness of this ragged old world of ours. Surely you can think of something to do that no one else has done.
You can’t split the atom, because I’m pretty sure that’s been done. Plus, I think you need a license and a PhD in physics, graduate students, and a laboratory.
But don’t be discouraged because there are things you can do without more schooling or a license from the state.
How about this:
Explain to the world what the lyrics to Some Nights by Fun. mean. Because nobody understands that shit. What does it mean to have lips building a castle? I have no idea. Go figure it out and report back. Come back to me and “jack my style” (after you explain what that means).
See? It’s easy.
Pick something good.
Teach the world how to tell the difference between Keira Knightley and Natalie Portman. Pick a video that’s gone viral and trace how something as stupid as a contrived video of kids telling their mothers they don’t suck went around the globe 80 times.
Add to the rich bounty of scholarship and journalism and entertainment, the stuff that makes this country great.
Aim high, trust your gut, reach for the stars. Then sit down and do a video log that explains why children insist on sleeping in on the one day you have to wake them up and race to the airport. Give me a good explanation about why Kathie Lee Gifford is a thing or why it’s so fucking impossible for a juice box straw to stay attached to the damn box. Then invent the glue that will make that straw stay the fuck put.
Don’t just hide in your parents’ basement waiting for the economy to bounce back. Make an app. Create one that can tell the future– like what’s the exact date that my children will learn how to actually look for something they lost instead of wandering, glossy-eyed and unfocused, in a damn circle claiming, “I can’t find it!”
Write a book about a werewolf who time travels with a bow and arrow. Then write the sequel. Invent a pet that doesn’t shit. Or have hair. Knit a blanket that will cover the hole in the ozone layer. Outline a plan for peace in the Middle East. Clean the Great Barrier Reef. Clean your room, your fingernails.
It’s your life. Do something grand. Start today. The future awaits you.