All day long I kept thinking of this excellent captivating idea for a post that would educate, dazzle and touch every single one of you. I thought about it during my doctor’s appointment, when I was with the kids at the park, and later still when I was sweeping Simon’s dinner off the floor. It was getting more clever and juicy and valuable as the day wore on. I remember distinctly watching Sadie go down the slide this evening and thinking “Oh, maybe the title could be ‘Barf Bag Not Included.'”
What does it mean that I have no idea on Earth what I was going to say? What did it have to do with a barf bag?
I tried to Google on a stream of consciousness basis (I highly recommend this when you are bored and have Internet access) to see if I could jar the memory out of the sticky resin of my gray matter.
I am not sure how that is even medically possible, but I can’t even remember the theme of what the post was going to be.
But, the good news is that my highly scientific Google search brought me in touch with some valuable information that I think will be useful and edifying for ya’ll.
Did you know that there are three major celebrities that have died on the toilet? Can you guess who they were?
According to a website published by people who track these sorts of things, it is only confirmed that these three died in the bathroom. Records are unclear as to whether they were actually on the throne upon their passage to the Great Beyond.
More relevant to Outlaw Mama was her doctor’s opinion that Outlaw Mama is unlikely to die on the toilet any time soon.
So, we all have that going for us.