Sadie: Mommy, yours are big.
Me: My what?
Sadie: Your nipples.
Me: Um. What?
Sadie: You have big nipples. They are similar to Hannah’s mommy’s.
Me: Where did you learn this? [I am impressed she knows the word “similar” but still wigging out a bit about why she’s comparing my nipples to Hannah’s mommy’s. After all, mine are way better. Can’t she see that?].
Sadie: From S [the nanny].
Me: [rising panic]. Sadie, can you show me what you are saying.
Sadie: Mommy, right here [grabbing my lower eyelid, which hurt, and scared me because have no idea where those hands have been]. Your big brown nipple. In your eye.
Me: [laughing, relieved]. Pupil? Are you talking about my big brown pupils? [Blushing– I do have stunning, expressive eyes. I am happy she noticed.]
Sadie: Yes! Your big brown nipple in your eye.
Me: Why don’t you go talk to daddy.