Going Postal

There are lots of public places that I like to parent.  The park’s OK.  I don’t mind the grocery store so long as there are either free samples or carts shaped like emergency vehicles that will seat two children.  I can stomach a sushi dinner and tolerate an airplane ride, but the post office?  No thanks.

Placid enough, right? Not after we arrived.  Image credit: http://wolseysd.com/businesses_2.html

Placid enough, right? Not after we arrived. Image credit: http://wolseysd.com/businesses_2.html

But I was on a kick to show Jeff how competent I could be.  Jeff! Look at me! I can remember to take my reusable bags into the grocery store and return the library books on time!  That should have been enough for the month of December.

But then I had to show off.

When Jeff said he had a package he was taking to the post office, I offered to take it.  Naturally, he declined because the post office during holiday season with two little kids is not something you do to someone you love.

But I was cocky.  I’d just clipped a recipe for turkey jambalaya and had laid out all my spices. There was literally nothing I could not do.  I gently chided him, “You’re hard to help, you know.  Just let me do it.”

“Really?” He said, glancing from the kids fighting in the kitchen over a purple marker to me and back to them.  What could he do? I was in my I am woman, hear me roar mode.

I pulled into the post office parking lot like I was Boss Hogg– all swagger as I grabbed the holiday cards that were already addressed and ready to go on December 2. I didn’t balk when the line was 10 people deep.  I didn’t flinch when I realized Simon had a heavy, dirty diaper affixed to his rear end.  I almost wavered when I realized that I had forgotten the diaper bag.  But no, I was still in the game.

The game of pretending like I’ve got it all under control.  In other words, acting. Oscar worthy.

Sadie knocked a few people over playing with the button that automatically opens the doors.  Simon broke the rope thingy that keeps people from cutting in line.  A Snoopy envelope display toppled over just as I was getting to the front of the line.  That’s about the time that Sadie and Simon fell on top of each other and knocked a cane out of an elderly woman’s hand.  There was grumbling from the line that had grown to 20 people behind us.  Who could blame them? No one was safe.

I finished my business at the postal window with a lovely clerk who had the patience of Michelle Duggar.  I bribed both kids with promises of their own individual full-sized chocolate cake if they would go directly to the car and get in their seats.

On the ride home, I strained to recapture my I’ve got the world by the naughty bits moxie, but it had evaporated in that 20 minutes we spent in one of the most treasured civic institutions in our country.

“How’d it go?” Jeff later asked.

“Fine, great, no problem,” I answered as the children and I licked icing off our fingers.

So feel free to invite me and kids to Nobu or an antique showroom full of priceless crystal vases or a reading by Salman Rushdie.  But don’t ask me to go to the post office, because I’m not dumb enough to do that again for another ten years.

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36 thoughts on “Going Postal

  1. I didn’t realize people still used post offices. That’s good to know! Oh, and our grocery stores have those “customer in training” carts that are toddler sized so I hate the grocery store now. Lol.

    • Those little carts are the death of me. Of course my kids want to use them, then they run into everyone’s ankles because they are skidding through the store. I am racking up some enemies because of my little shorties.

  2. Your cards are DONE and MAILED! I am so jealous. On Tiny Prints right now! Used to put my daughter on the counter, give her a glass of juice to keep her tongue wet so she could lick all the stamps (obviously before stick on stamps). Great little assembly line for a while. Some places are easier with kids like McDonald’s playroom. Nobu? Not so much. And so much can go wrong.

  3. The post office during the holidays can be an unavoidable evil. Luckily my local office has a specific drop off area for prepaid stuff which makes things run much smoother.

  4. I remember being in line once at the post office when my girls were two and three. They played with dead rollie pollie bugs in the windowsill the entire time. Didn’t bother a soul, but everyone was slightly disgusted.

  5. “Jeff! Look at me! I can remember to take my reusable bags into the grocery store and return the library books on time!”

    Whoa there, I can maybe get Cimmy to do one or the other, but not both.

  6. Oy. Well, the good news is, you got out of there alive, without any casualties. Bright side?

    I had to go to the post office the other day WITHOUT children. I walked in, looked at the 3 deep wrapped around line, and walked right back out. Went the next day to a different one and there were 3 people in front of me (score!). Then I became the most hated of patrons, the one who has no idea how to mail a bix bog internationally and takes the one of two clerks away from her station to help me with boxes and customs form. THEN walks right back up to the same girl after everything is filled out, in essence cutting in line in front of the now 20 people waiting. Oh yes, I got many the death glare. Oh, and did I mention, it was done wrong and I had to completely rebox it right there? My poster is now up in that WANTED section.

  7. I HATE going to the post office with my kids. It’s like they know to go directly to the greeting cards and pull every single one out and put them in a different place while old people (because those are the only people that have time for the post office) stare in disbelief that I’m not spanking my children.

  8. Dear Perfection Pending, I’m 61 with a full-time job, and I’m pretty sure I’m the “old people” to whom you’re referring. I go to the post office on my breaks or lunch hours, and I’m wondering when you have the time to go. Anyway, if you spanked your kids, I would report you. I’m staring at you because you have no idea how to discipline your kids. It would be so much nicer if in the limited time I have, I could find a greeting card. Please and thank you.

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    ^((((((((((THEE GRAND WAZZOO!)))))))))))))))))^
    ^(((((((((((((((((((((C.C.R.))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))^
    ^(((((((((((((THEE ZOMBIES))))))))))))))))))))))))))^
    ^((((((((((RUSSIAN ROCK GROUP)))))))))))))))^
    ^(((((((((((((((((((((((AC/DC))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))^
    ^((((((((((((RIGHT SAID FRED)))))))))))))))))))^
    ^((((((((((((((((((((Billy ^Paul)))))))))))))))))))))))))^
    ^(((((((((((((((((A WRINKLE IN TIME))))))))))))))^
    ^(((0(((((((((((GEORGE LUCAS))))))))))))))))))0)))^
    ((((((((((((((((((((JOHN^FRED)))))))))))))))))))))))))))^
    ^((((((((((((((((((PLAYBOY’S)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))^
    ((0(((((((((STEVEN SPIELBERG))))))))))))))))))0))
    ^(((((((((((THEE TIME MACHINE)))))))))))))))))))))^
    ^()(((((((((((((HOWDY^DOODY)))))))))))))))))))))^
    ^^^^^^^^^^PHOEBE^SNOW^R.I.P.^^^^^^^^^^
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^SKY^FALL^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    ^((((((((((((((((((()((((007)(((()))))))))))))))))))))))))))^
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^EASOP^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    ^^^^^^^^MOTHER^NATURES^SON^^^^^^^^^^^
    ^^^^^^^^^^^THEE ONE SUN^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    ((ALL ILLEGALLY NATURAL SUN LIGHT TAXED CARBON BASED HUMAN UNIT’S!)
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Jobe^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    R.I.P. HOUDINI
    R.I.P. KING MING
    R.I.P. JIM NABORS
    R.I.P. TINY TIM
    R.I.P. LORNE GREEN
    R.I.P. DAN BLOCKER
    R.I.P. ROBERT CONRAD
    R.I.P ROSS MARTIN
    R.I.P AGNES MOOREHEAD
    R.I.P CHARLES AIDMAN
    R.I.P. ALFRED HITCHCOCK
    R.I.P. EVIL KNEVIL
    R.I.P.JOHN BONHAM
    R.I.P. BOB MARLEY
    R.I.P. GROUCHO MARX
    R.I.P. BUFFALOE BOB
    R.I.P.JOHNNEY CARSON
    R.I.P.TUPAC SHAKUR
    R.I.P. ELVIS PRESLEY
    R.I.P.GEORGE DERRICK WASHINGTON U.S.ARMY W.W.1. WARRANT OFFICER
    R.I.P. BRIAN JONES
    R.I.P. JOHNNEY CASH
    R.I.P. HUMPHREY BOGART
    R.I.P. KATHERINE HEPBURN
    R.I.P AL JAFFEE
    R.I.P. JOHN LENNON
    R.I.P. MICHEAL LANDON
    R.I.P. STANLEY KUBRICK
    R.I.P. MICHAEL JACKSON
    R.I.P. OSKAR SHINDLER
    R.I.P. JIM MORRISON
    R.I.P. FATS WALLER
    R.I.P. GEORGE HARRISON
    R.I.P. STEVEN HAWKINS
    R.I.P.FRED ASTAIRE
    R.I.P. SYD BARRETT
    R.I.P.TUPAC SHAKUR
    R.I.P. AUDIE MURPHY
    R.I.P. ERNEST BORGNINE
    R.I.P. JUDY GARLAND
    R.I.P. LEWIS CARROL
    R.I.P. ABBEY HOFFMAN
    R.I.P. JIMI HENDRIX
    R.I.P. MADELEINE L’ ENGLE
    R.I.P. GENE RODDENBURY
    R.I.P. BOB DENVER
    R.I.P. RAY BRADBURY
    R.I.P. BOB HOPE
    R.I.P. ROBERT HIENLEN
    R.I.P. GERONIMO
    R.I.P. TIM LEARY
    R.I.P. RED SKELTON
    R.I.P. CHARLES SHULTZ
    R.I.P. LES CRANE
    RI.P. JOHN GLENN
    R.I.P. WALT DISNEY
    R.I.P. CLIFF ROBERTSON
    R.I.P. LORNE GREEN
    R.I.P. LEE MARVIN
    R.I.P. GENE AUTRY
    R.I.P. NIEL ARMSTRONG
    R.I.P. ORSON YAEGER
    R.I.P. BUCK OWENS
    R.I.P. JAMES DEAN
    R.I.P. JOHNNEY CASH
    R.I.P. JOHN F. KENNEDY
    R.I.P. JOHN QUINCY ADAMS
    R.I.P. GENERAL GEORGE WASHINGTON
    R.I.P. MARTHA MARY DANDRIDGE WASHINGTON
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    ON NASA BROKEN WORLD LAW AND STRICTLY FORBBIDEN!

    BARAC GOT A BUSH FORD CLINTON
    ONE GEEK NIXON!

    ALL OLD POMP VALKRY KISSINGER’S OF YOUTHENS ADOLPH HITLER’S!
    IDI AMIN AL CAPONE TAKE YOUR GANGSTER HOE PICK’S!
    FROM OLD ODEON LOLA BERLIN SWASTICKAS
    AND A PAKI AFGANI IRAQI LYBIA OR LABIA OR DICK BITTEN!
    AND FIAT A GREEK OPEC ROME HITLER SMITTEN!
    UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT 2013!
    OCTOBER FIRST A GOLDEN DAWN PAWN SHOT A RAPPER CURSE!
    GO FIGURE A BLEEDIN HEART PONZI!
    NAZI ROME HEARSE !
    ONE U.S. BARAC OBAMA GOVERNMENT SHUT DOWN!
    ON A JOHN BOENER OCTOBER 2013
    I CITE PARA GRAPH ONE SEVENTY FIVE!
    JOE BUSH !
    ON NUREMBERG HAUGE DOCKET
    UNITED NATION’S EVERY FEDERAL !
    EVERY WORLD LEADER GUILTY OR NOT!@
    EVERY BUSH AND CAPITOL FEDERAL !
    NASA TOO NORAD !
    EVERY FIAT PENTAGON GENERAL !
    ANY INTERNATIONAL MILITARY GENERAL !
    AND EVERY OPEC RAG HEAD !
    THAT HELPED POWER GRAB IRAQ!
    AND HUNG SADDAM AND SHOT HIS SON’S!
    IN NO WAR CRIME COURT !
    AND THESE ALL ARE GANGSTER’S AND SCARED NUREMBERG HAUGE HAG’S!
    ALL MADE FOR THIRD RIECH STAGG!
    BOEING MOCKED UP GORING OR HORTON
    ADOLPH HITLER REMOTE FRANKFURT TESLA AERO MUNITION DRONE’S !
    W.T.C. MARVIN BUSH SILVERSTIEN TWIN TOWERS IS PROOF!
    ALL BLOWN AND BLACKWATER MONSANTO ROBBED!
    ON 2001 9-11!
    AND USED HALLIBURTON OR FEDERAL HALIFAX TAG WHITTAKER FEDERAL DYNAMITE !
    BUILDING SEVEN!

    THEE TRUTH!

    FOUNDED 1863 NOBLE DYNAMITE!

    AND FEDERAL SUBMARINE DEPTH CHARGES IN 1910!

    KERR MCGEE URANIUM GRANTS NEW MEXICO SINCE 1929 !

    LIKE IENSTIEN & OPPENHIEMER NUCLEAR ATOMIC FISSION !

    ALL FEDERAL CHEMICALS & OIL FACT!

    LIKE BERMITE MUNITIONS 1934 HALIFAX U BOAT DEPTH CHARGES OFF P.T. 109!
    AND PEARL HARBOR !
    BRAC OBAMA YOUR UGANDA’S PIGG SLOP!
    LIKE IDI AMIN’S!
    AND JOE BUSHES PROTECTORATE !
    YOUR IDI AMINS GANGSTER HOE BOE !
    AND THIS GET’S ALEX JONES!
    ON HISTORIC NETHERLAND’S AND WITH NUREMBERG MAJESTRATE’S!
    AND THAT’S A WAR SAW PACT BROKEN OFFICIAL !
    ON ANY NUREMBERG HAUGE DOCKET!
    IN ANY YEAR AFTER OLD BERLIN’S DEMISE IN 1945!

    FOR ANY SHOT HEAD OF SHOT HEAD ADOLPH HITLER !@

    APRIL 1945!

    AND TRINITY ATOMIC TESTING ALSO !

    AND WITH HIROSHIMA & NAGASAKI FOUR MONTHS LATER!

    WITH ATOMIC ENOLA GAY OVER JAPAN DEVASTED !

    AND SIR VLADIMIR PUTIN GET’S A NUREMBERG HAUGE DOCKET!

    LIKE JOE STALIN’S GOLD ROOM AND THAT WAS ON HAUGE DOCKET IN APRIL OF 1945!

    LIKE A TRUE AMY GOODMAN PATRIOT AND EDWARD SNOWDEN OR BRADLEY MANNING PATRIOT FOR THEE TRUTH SURVIVES !

    AND ALL BORN AFTER JESUS’S DEATH IN THE 20TH CENTURY!
    SO!

    YOU FAKE LYIN FEDERAL’S !

    ALL JOE BUSHES VALKRY PROTECTORATE WITH A CRASS HO BO BARAC OBAMA !

    THREATENED THE UNITED STATES PUBLIC TOO AERO DRONE COAST TOO COAST!
    YOUR A GANGSTER
    AND PROTECTORATE JOE BUSH PIMP BARAC OBAMA!
    AND A LOSER!
    YOU DESERVE TOO BE NUREMBERG HUNG AND SHOT BARAC YOU GANGSTER!

    AND JOE BUSH ASKED THE POPE OF ITALY !

    FOR PROTECTION OF A FAKE FEDERAL GIMP!

    HIM SELF !

    AND YOU CAPITOL SUPREME COURT JUSTICE’S!

    ALL PROTECTORATE FEDERAL GANGSTER’S

    OF ONE JUDGES SON WHOM SHOT A BABY TRAVON!

    A STATE JUDGE OF FLORIDA COURT FACT!
    WIDE OPEN GANGSTER PROTECTORATES!

    ALL CERTAINLY UNDER FEDERAL OR STATE CHARGES OF GRAND TREASON!

    YOUR ALL TOO BE IMPEACHED ~!

    FOR BREACH OF THEE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTIONAL LAW’S PERIOD !

    AND ALL TOO BE DEPORTED AS ALIEN’S

    TOO THEE NETHERLAND’S NUREMBERG HAUGE ASYLUM’S!

    A.S.A.P.!

    AND TABULATED ON THE 2013 MAJESTRATE NUREMBERG HAUGE DOCKET’S !

    FOR YOU CAPITOL FEDERALS AND CONGRESSIONAL’S ARE ALL TOO BE HUNG ON THE GALLOWS HAND’S DOWN!

    FOR YOU U.S. CAPITOL FEDERAL’S ARE POMP AND C.N.N. TURNER GANGSTER’S!

    AND ONLY A CAESAR OR NERO ASK’S FOR PROTECTION FROM ANY PIUS POPE SIMPLE! @
    IN ANY EARTHS HISTORY~!

    AFTER ANY UNITED STATES CAPITOL FEDERAL JAG OR HAG!

    WITH A JUNIOR JOE BUSHES BARAC OBAMA !

    MONTANA TOO GEORGIA GUILLOTEENS!

    AND WITH FEMA CAMPS INBETWEEN!

    YOUR SIMPLE SIMON FEDERAL NAZI HAG’S!

    WITH DICK HENRY KISSINGER PIMPLE’S!

    AND WITH A CAPITOL GANGSTER SUPREME COURT ALL IMPLANTED !~

    WITH NASA AND ALL NORAD FEDERAL’S

    AND ALL FIAT PENTAGON GENERAL CRIMINAL’S!

    ANY MILITARY GENERAL OR ADJUTANT JOINT COMMANDER’S!

    AND HANS BLIX A TRUE ASTRONAUTS PIMP FOR TOM FRIEDMAN ALL WOLF BLITZER’S C.N.N. GIMP’S!

    THESE ALL ARE FIRST BEN BERNANKE YOUTHENIZED GERMAN S.S. BILDERBERG ROTHCHILD LICKED DICK’S!

    FOR A CLINTON’S SKULL AND BONES YALE !

    AND FOR ANY NAZI GERMAN FRANKFURT LUFTWAFFER HORTON YOUTHEN NAZI HITLER PIMP !

    SINCE TRICK DICK NIXON !

    AND WITH AFFLICTED POMP ASS HENRY KISSINGER !

    AND A JOHN KERRY COVERT VEITNAM TONKIN HO BO!

    WITH A NASA NAZI MUNITION REMOTE DRONE PAWN FOR ASIA
    AND A NAZI REMOTE BOEING AERO EAGLE SCAN MUNITION
    HORTON BOEING HITLER GORING DRONE JONE’S!

    AND NUREMBERG DOCKET TAG NEW YORK W.T.C. TWIN TOWERS
    REMOTE AERO DRONED ON 9-11 SIMPLE!

    SILVERSTIEN WESTFIELDS WITH
    MARVIN BUSH SECURITY!
    2001 LEFT ON 9-10!
    GO JOE BUSH FIGURE !

    AND FOR NUREMBERG HAUGE COURT MEASURES!

    AND AFTER A 2013 OCTOBER FIRST UNITED STATES

    GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN !

    AND STILL THREATENING
    ANOTHER U.S. GOVERNMENT
    SHUTDOWN IN JANUARY 2014!
    LIKE ANY GANGSTER FEDERAL CAPITOL
    TAG N.P.R. CORPORATE MEDIA!

    ALL THESE ARE LYIN PROTECTORATES AND THE BUSHES BITCHES !

    IMPLANTED BY FORD’S AND FAKE FEDERAL CLINTON CLOWN’S!

    WAY BEFORE FEDERAL DICK NIXON!

    ALL SWASTICKA FECAL FEDERAL SIBERIAN

    WITH BUSHES PAKI AFGANI BRAIN ROT!

    ALL NO BRAINER’S!

    AND ALL PRE FECAL GANGSTER AL CAPONE CRONE’S!

    THESE ALL KNOW A SHOT JOHN F. KENNEDEY !

    WOULD NOT YOU KNOW?!

    THAT I’M FLASH GORDON

    AND SUPER MAN !

    FOR SWEPT AWAY LOLA JONE’S!

    !^REPOP LOLA !^
    (((THESE FEDERALS ALL GET NUREMBERG WAR CRIME COURT DOCKETS FOR WAR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY!))))

    (EXCEPT THE PROFESSIONAL ROCK & POP MUSICIANS
    AMY GOODMAN BRAD MANNING AND EDWARD SNOWDEN!
    ON THIS DOCUMENT MENTIONED !)

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    SCRIBE SIGN: ENSIGN,
    DAVID J. TRON SUPERMAN VON
    BRAUN HORTON DRONE,
    DERRICK DRONE, HITLERSON!

    GARGOLYE OF THEE KREMLIN’S GREMLIN!
    JOE STALIN SUPER MAN!
    AND THE GREEN LANTERN!
    DOCUMENT IN NUREMBERG COURT HAUGE OF HITLER !
    NETHER LAND’S!
    ONE PLANET EARTH
    ONE MOON !
    IN A UNIVERSE SUN SOLAR SYSTEM.
    (SAINT CROSS = JUDEN BERLIN)
    GILLIGANS ISLAND TWO LOLA!

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