Archive | August 2017

Where Can You Find Me?

Hi Friends of Outlaw Mama,

I’ve been a little quiet here for a few years.  Mostly that’s because I started writing a novel.  It was terrible.  A guy in my group therapy told me it was “unreadable.”  He was right, though I’m still not speaking to him because ohmygod, what a dick.

But I wrote another novel, and that one was better, but it needed so much editing that I got scared and put it away.  Also, I learned that I don’t know how to write fiction and prefer memoir.

You know where this is going, right?  Yep, I wrote third book.  This time a memoir about how group therapy straightened out my love life….after a mere 800 sessions.   I hope there comes a day in the near future when you can find it at Costco or any other fine place you buy books (independent and woman-owned preferably) and that you buy a bunch of copies and then rate it (highly) on GoodReads and Amazon.  I hope you’ll Tweet at me and challenge me and tell me what you liked and what totally didn’t work.  Unless you’re one of my ex-boyfriends, then I hope you never see my memoir so you won’t sue me for talking about how small your you-know-what(FN 1) is.

But I’m still writing.  Please come see me here— it’s my new writer website.

Thank you for giving me some of my best writing memories to date.

FN 1: For one guy it was his bank account, for one it was his general fund of knowledge, and for one it was his sexual appetite.


This entry was posted on August 16, 2017. 4 Comments